You were minding your own business when Carhtoothus, the mighty shark god, decides to use you for his
entertainment. Eat, destroy, and be sharky in this action packed bloodfest!
entertainment. Eat, destroy, and be sharky in this action packed bloodfest!
You were minding your own business when Carhtoothus, the mighty shark god, decides to use you for his
entertainment. Eat, destroy, and be sharky in this action packed bloodfest!
entertainment. Eat, destroy, and be sharky in this action packed bloodfest!
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Copyright 2009-2010, Brent Anderson.
Copyright 2009-2010, Brent Anderson.
Featuring
- Simple mouse controls, a joy to play.
- 4 difficulty levels, so even the lousiest players stand a chance.
- 2 different game modes, each with their own funnydark story and challenges.
- 32 stages of destruction!
- 74 enemies to beat the crap out of, that includes bosses.
- Scoring snowball effect : The more you score > the harder the enemies > the more you score.
- Crave system rewards the player with power-ups and bonus points for fulfilling mid-level tasks.
- Fill the Blood Frenzy meter and go ape cack on everything!
- Online scores ensure that someone else's e-peen is larger than yours.
- All original art, sound, and music.
Attention Parents or Guardians - Game Contents
-Minor swear words, cartoon violence and gore
-Online scores may contain inappropriate text
The final judgement call is yours, try the demo before purchasing.
-Backyard Ninja
System Requirements
OS - Windows 98 SE, 2000, ME, XP, Vista 32bit, 7
Controls - Mouse, Keyboard, Gamepad optional
CPU - 2.10 GHz
Memory - 1.5 GB RAM
Drives - 209 MB hard drive space
Video - DirectX 8.0 or higher graphics card with 256MB video memory
Sound - DirectX 8.0 or higher compatible sound card
Click for a list of <Technical Issues and their Possible Solutions>.
Problem? Shoot me an email at backyardninja@dumbmanex.com. Use "Game X" as the subject line. Thanks.
- Simple mouse controls, a joy to play.
- 4 difficulty levels, so even the lousiest players stand a chance.
- 2 different game modes, each with their own funnydark story and challenges.
- 32 stages of destruction!
- 74 enemies to beat the crap out of, that includes bosses.
- Scoring snowball effect : The more you score > the harder the enemies > the more you score.
- Crave system rewards the player with power-ups and bonus points for fulfilling mid-level tasks.
- Fill the Blood Frenzy meter and go ape cack on everything!
- Online scores ensure that someone else's e-peen is larger than yours.
- All original art, sound, and music.
Attention Parents or Guardians - Game Contents
-Minor swear words, cartoon violence and gore
-Online scores may contain inappropriate text
The final judgement call is yours, try the demo before purchasing.
-Backyard Ninja
System Requirements
OS - Windows 98 SE, 2000, ME, XP, Vista 32bit, 7
Controls - Mouse, Keyboard, Gamepad optional
CPU - 2.10 GHz
Memory - 1.5 GB RAM
Drives - 209 MB hard drive space
Video - DirectX 8.0 or higher graphics card with 256MB video memory
Sound - DirectX 8.0 or higher compatible sound card
Click for a list of <Technical Issues and their Possible Solutions>.
Problem? Shoot me an email at backyardninja@dumbmanex.com. Use "Game X" as the subject line. Thanks.
Featuring
- Simple mouse controls, a joy to play.
- 4 difficulty levels, so even the lousiest players stand a chance.
- 2 different game modes, each with their own funnydark story and challenges.
- 32 stages of destruction!
- 74 enemies to beat the crap out of, that includes bosses.
- Scoring snowball effect : The more you score > the harder the enemies > the more you score.
- Crave system rewards the player with power-ups and bonus points for fulfilling mid-level tasks.
- Fill the Blood Frenzy meter and go ape cack on everything!
- Online scores ensure that someone else's e-peen is larger than yours.
- All original art, sound, and music.
Attention Parents or Guardians - Game Contents
-Minor swear words, cartoon violence and gore
-Online scores may contain inappropriate text
The final judgement call is yours, try the demo before purchasing.
-Backyard Ninja
System Requirements
OS - Windows 98 SE, 2000, ME, XP, Vista 32bit, 7
Controls - Mouse, Keyboard, Gamepad optional
CPU - 2.10 GHz
Memory - 1.5 GB RAM
Drives - 209 MB hard drive space
Video - DirectX 8.0 or higher graphics card with 256MB video memory
Sound - DirectX 8.0 or higher compatible sound card
Click for a list of <Technical Issues and their Possible Solutions>.
Problem? Shoot me an email at backyardninja@dumbmanex.com. Use "Game X" as the subject line. Thanks.
- Simple mouse controls, a joy to play.
- 4 difficulty levels, so even the lousiest players stand a chance.
- 2 different game modes, each with their own funnydark story and challenges.
- 32 stages of destruction!
- 74 enemies to beat the crap out of, that includes bosses.
- Scoring snowball effect : The more you score > the harder the enemies > the more you score.
- Crave system rewards the player with power-ups and bonus points for fulfilling mid-level tasks.
- Fill the Blood Frenzy meter and go ape cack on everything!
- Online scores ensure that someone else's e-peen is larger than yours.
- All original art, sound, and music.
Attention Parents or Guardians - Game Contents
-Minor swear words, cartoon violence and gore
-Online scores may contain inappropriate text
The final judgement call is yours, try the demo before purchasing.
-Backyard Ninja
System Requirements
OS - Windows 98 SE, 2000, ME, XP, Vista 32bit, 7
Controls - Mouse, Keyboard, Gamepad optional
CPU - 2.10 GHz
Memory - 1.5 GB RAM
Drives - 209 MB hard drive space
Video - DirectX 8.0 or higher graphics card with 256MB video memory
Sound - DirectX 8.0 or higher compatible sound card
Click for a list of <Technical Issues and their Possible Solutions>.
Problem? Shoot me an email at backyardninja@dumbmanex.com. Use "Game X" as the subject line. Thanks.
8/5/'10 - Version 1.2 is live. Faster load and game play speed!
8/1/'10 - The Shark Month discount is live. Save monies now!
7/30/'10 - August is Shark Month, or else. Enjoy The Great White Destroyer for half price($3) during this time!
7/9/'10 - Three more victims added to Eat This.
6/3/'10 - A new review, read about it at Bytten!
8/1/'10 - The Shark Month discount is live. Save monies now!
7/30/'10 - August is Shark Month, or else. Enjoy The Great White Destroyer for half price($3) during this time!
7/9/'10 - Three more victims added to Eat This.
6/3/'10 - A new review, read about it at Bytten!
8/5/'10 - Version 1.2 is live. Faster load and game play speed!
8/1/'10 - The Shark Month discount is live. Save monies now!
7/30/'10 - August is Shark Month, or else. Enjoy The Great White Destroyer for half price($3) during this time!
7/9/'10 - Three more victims added to Eat This.
6/3/'10 - A new review, read about it at Bytten!
8/1/'10 - The Shark Month discount is live. Save monies now!
7/30/'10 - August is Shark Month, or else. Enjoy The Great White Destroyer for half price($3) during this time!
7/9/'10 - Three more victims added to Eat This.
6/3/'10 - A new review, read about it at Bytten!